Shashank Rana

Reliance ADA has resorted to a new technique to stop piracy of its latest movie release, DON 2. Reliance has sought a "John Doe" order from the Delhi High Court, where the Court has ordered that the ISPs and Cable networks should ensure that pirated copies of the movie DON2 should not available through their network.

RelianceADA, through Sanjay Tandon, VP Music and Anti-Piracy, has sent a mail to one of our ISPs, asking them to cooperate and block 70 websites for a week. This is a blanket ban using the Court Order as a shield.

Here is a copy of the list that they have asked to be banned. This list includes top file sharing sites like RapidShare and ThePirateBay.

The Hon'ble High Court order dated 19th December is also attached, where these websites are not mentioned and a blanket ban is not permitted or asked for. It appears that instead of banning the objectionable content and ensuring that piracy is curbed, the ISPs also take the easy route and ban everysite that may be used to distribute the content in question.

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Till then...

 Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!
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I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”

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*One day I was walking down the beach with
Some friends when someone shouted.....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
Estate agent which direction was north because
He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
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I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!
And last, but not least:

Dumb as a box of Rocks
TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'


Sadly, they walk among us!

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..

You can't fix stupid.

This review applies to version 6.2 of Regclean Pro by Systweak

Regclean Pro is among the many registry optimization tools available that claim to remove unused and invalid entries clogging up your system and slowing down its performance.

In our tests we found that this program thoroughly scans all the entries in your computer’s registry, fixes any found errors, and defragments and compacts this vital component of your system to ensure better performance.

There are various area’s in the registry, including its main areas – ActiveX and COM components, application paths, file types, history lists, shared files, software entries, startup, etc. Regclean Pro’s scan engine carefully searches for any registry errors in all its main areas. RegClean Pro also allows exclusion of entries where easily remove those entries from the cleaning process that you believe do not require fixing. We are not sure how important will this be for the regular users but the advanced users will definitely like this customization!

What we like more is that you can schedule the program to automatically perform its “scan and fixing” processes regularly. You can setup a time and the program’s advanced engine will do whatever is needed to bring your system up to the mark.

For extra safety, Regclean Pro provides you with a backup registry tool that allows you to perform both partial and full backups previous to any optimization process. We saw that these were also automated to a certain extent, making the process more secure.

Its well-organized interface allows you to perform each of the tasks easily and in a wizard-like fashion. However, if you are in a hurry, you can always use its “One Click Optimization” function, which scans, fixes, and optimizes your PC in one single operation.

We believe that as a stand alone Registry Cleaner, this is one of the best products available in the market at the moment.

Reviewed by: Shashank Rana

Reviewer rating: 5 Stars

Reviewed: October 1st, 2011

Note: All views in the review are from the author. All copyrights belong to their respective owners.

From: "Peter Landos" <spirolandosfamily2@bk.ru>
Date: 24 September 2011 1:35:03 GMT+05:30
To: shashank@ranaonline.com
Subject: Letter of business to shashank@ranaonline.com
Reply-To: spirolandosfamily2@bk.ru

My name is Peter Landos from Greece.  A 48 years old vegetable farmer for the British market in Zimbabwe.

I got your profile from your countries trade directory and after proper analysis, I decided to contact you to reveal to you a business opportunity that will be highly rewarding to both parties.

I was a victim of the land reform program in Zimbabwe during the heat of the reclamation of white owned lands by Robert Mugabe, the Zimbabwean president. During that era there were series of attacks on successful white farmers which I happened to be one of them. I accidentally (though in the cause of self-defense) shot and killed one of Mugabe's supporters and activists. That situation attracted a serious problem for me with the authorities loyal to Mugabe. I was brutalized and almost got killed in the process. I was finally held in the hospital prior to a trial that would end up convicting me for murder.

I managed with the help of the hospital operatives to escape from the hospital with my wife and son abandoning all my assets in the country. I have been a refugee in a foreign land ever since then but recently, I was informed by a friend of mine who works under the government that mineral resources were discovered in one of lands that I own in Marange area in eastern Zimbabwe. I made discreet efforts to sell the land to a mining company. (Details to be provided).

The reason why I am contacting you is that we are currently refugees in another country (details to be provided). The payment for the mineral rich land was not done by overseas transfer since we were not able to open account in the country where we are seeking political asylum protection. The funds were held in trust in our family name and there are restrictions for us to do business of any form in that country and there is a limit to the volume of funds we can be in possession of also. We cannot even claim the funds at the moment.

We intend to move the funds out of the country hence will need an overseas partner. You see, this offer is highly rewarding. I do not want to mention figures here until I get your permission.

As soon you have read this message please get back to me for all hidden details. As an overseas partner you shall receive these funds in your home country as our next-of-kin hence adequate compensation awaits you for the service you shall render. The only prerequisite for this transaction is your ability to travel out of your country and also your ability to receive funds from overseas country in your home country.

We await your reply strictly at the email address:   estelle1@tlen.pl

Thanks,

Peter Landos

(Please reply this message strictly to   estelle1@tlen.pl     Copy and paste the email for accuracy)

For more information about me please visit:

http://www.zimbabweculture.info/get-rid-of-the-whites

allafrica.com/stories/200405280170.html

http://www.mombu.com/culture/zimbabwe/t-get-rid-of-the-whites--10255633.html

http://www.kubatana.net/html/archive/media/040530mmpz1.asp?sector=MEDIA&year=2004&range_start=181

 

From: Lee Lan <leelanhk20@hongng.com>
Date: 31 July 2011 5:54:18 GMT+05:30
To: Shashank 
Subject: mutual business deal from hong kong
Reply-To: <leelanhk20@hongng.com>

Hello

How are you ? Am from Hong Kong, am a Chinese , I have a Mutual business
proposal am proposing to you, that I will want you to handle from your
country, I will like to seek your consent first.

I have a serious business project proposal for you to manage and handle
for me in your country. This project involves a huge specific amount I
can't mention here for security reasons. It involve a transaction from my
bank in Hong Kong. Am a chinese man, and we are bound by laws here.

If you feel you can have this handled, please let me know, so that I send
you an attached comprehensive details of this transaction. you should send
me response to my email: leelanhk20@hongng.com
Sincerely,
Lan Lee Cheng

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
5. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.